Score: 1

"Thoughts of suicide flashed by with every "act.""

submission: Z(old Movie) Stk

date: October 27, 2006

Sonic isn't some weird German game that was, at one point, translated horribly into English courtesy of some dreadful VA's, and yet this is exactly what this little demon seems to be pushing down ours throats.

If anybody here is reading reviews before watching movies, then take note of this review, and pass this dumb-fest up.

Score: 2

"All the fun of getting castrated while conscious!"

submission: Ultimate VideoGame Battle

date: October 27, 2006

Well well. That was a wonderful idea. You sure showed us. By making your own video game flash, you have shown us how ALL video game flashes SUCK! Way to waste time creating a flash video to tell others to stop making flash videos based on video games. I hope you had fun.

Score: 3

"Bambi Meets Godzilla... Again"

submission: BAMBI

date: September 6, 2006

The original "Bambi Meets Godzilla" is a true classic. This was nothing more than a colored version with a different (and less appealing) style to it.

Next time you try to remake something, try not to make it feel irrelevent, like the remake of "Psycho."

Score: 8

"WTF!?"

submission: GodzillaXMothraXGigan

date: September 6, 2006

What the hell just happened? No coherent storyline can be found in here... but it's still funny, just seeing these characters in daikaiju costumes with their faces showing.

The animation is solid, and I like the overall "look" of the characters. The sound was pretty good, but the dialogue was too damned quiet in contrast with the music, which is fairly loud. I don't feel that I should have to lower and raise the volume on my computer accordingly to enjoy what I'm viewing.

Hah, the way the Gigan guy died was pretty amusing...

Score: 3

"How is THAT Like Godzilla?"

submission: DADZILLA!

date: September 6, 2006

I don't understand how watching your dad could've inspired you to create such a dumn movie... but whatever.

The graphics were quite bad, there was hardly any style, and the sound quality of the great Godzilla 1985 score was quite dreadful.

The saving graces of this movie are its brief runtime, load time, and the quick shot of (I'm assuming) you running by and shouting "It's Godzilla!" That made my giggle.

Score: 2

"Looked Promising..."

submission: Bobzilla

date: September 6, 2006

The game would be decent if you'd tweak it so that you don't die for apparently no reason. I still have no idea why I die. Is it the missiles? The cars? Do the helicopters falling in a blaze hurt you? Are there invisible heat-seeking weapons that you can't destroy that fire randomly?

Bottom line, this game is virtually unplayable, but you can fix that if you put youre mind to it.

Score: 8

"GODZILLA!"

submission: GODZILLA!

date: September 6, 2006

This is a real NewGrounds treasure. The dramatization of the silly, simplistic stick-Godzilla, as well as the stick army, is pure brilliance.

The graphics, as I said before, are incredibly simple, and I can't really give this a high score, but the style certainly gets a high rating. As I said before, it's absolutely brilliant! The creator is a genius.

The sound is excellent, consisting of decent voice acting, great Godzilla music, and other well done sound effects. I can't say much bad about the audio, except that the voice acting was decent, rather than great.

This movie drags on a bit too long, but it still remains quite funny throughout, and shows how Godzilla always seems to come back over and over. This is a must for constant visitors to this site.

Score: 2

"This is My Life..."

submission: this is your life (nge)

date: September 6, 2006

This is my life, and I just wasted a few minutes of it, and now I'm going to waste another few because I'm bored.

So what? What was the point? You had a bunch of NewGrounds things flashing on the screen with audio from Fight Club? Big deal. If you want to show off how awesome NewGrounds is, why don't you try making an awesome theme song? No lyrics, just awesome guitar and drums.

I gave you a 2 for your somewhat mediocre thing that popped up every once in a while, you know, that little guy with no legs? However, I thought the style of him, as well as the whole video, was atrocious.

Try being a little more creative.

Score: 6

"Pretty Good"

submission: Godzilla vs SARS

date: September 6, 2006

The audio was quite good, with authentic Godzilla roars of fair quality, some Godzilla themes popular among fans, and Japanese language, something rather uncommon here at NewGrounds.

The graphics were also well done, with a nice, be it basic drawing of Godzilla used throughtout the duration of the video. The SARS character wasn't too interesting to me, but the "South Park" style people worked out well in this movie. I wish that more videos and games on NewGrounds looked like this...

The short is fairly amusing, with the opening and closing parts the only real noteworthy moments in terms of humor. Of course, considering how short this is, you can't expect too many gut-busters here.

Overall, certainly a nice little movie.

Score: 1

"Oh God, Save Me!!!"

submission: God is Bigger

date: September 5, 2006

If God were looking out for me, he would have told me not to watch this movie...

* The lyrics were awful.
* The animation was dreadful.
* The randomness wasn't funny.
* The "dark" side to the comedy wasn't funny.

Just because you threw in gay-haters and Hitler doesn't make you "edgy" or "daring." Anyone who actually think about what's going on in an episode of Family Guy (just in case you don't know the answer, it's the same thing over and over) can tell you that.

Try making something that doesn't require you to write the words to a song, or a script.